1 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,684 What do you want to see ? 2 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,481 It. 3 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:37,882 Sorry ? 4 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:41,721 It's overrated, old-fashioned. Very 2014. 5 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,329 It does not work well at home in Japan? 6 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,289 - We come from the Philippines. - The same. 7 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,965 Make the turn signals. 8 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,162 Like that, taking out your arm. 9 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,845 You will stop when I tell you. 10 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:13,320 This is where I lost my virginity. 11 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,766 It did not hurt me that badly. 12 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,809 He had a micropenis. 13 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,011 You see ? A cocktail sausage. 14 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,401 You know what it is. 15 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,244 A tail of Chinese. 16 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,089 Sorry, it's my boss, and he's a big, fat con. 17 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:30,242 - You will continue alone. - We do not know how to drive. 18 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:33,171 We do not care, it's not my car. 19 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,642 Cars ride in the opposite direction, Shit! 20 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,290 What are these people doing in the garden of my single prince? 21 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,887 They preach the word of God. 22 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,361 I do not believe in God. 23 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:29,408 Oh? 24 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,649 They clear and open like the Red Sea. 25 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,926 Jesus loves you. 26 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,448 Here, you have to put, I do not know ... 27 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,527 blurred glass. 28 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:38,844 There are Japanese tourists and a ramp for the disabled. 29 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,566 We told me that Prince Henry lived here. 30 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,689 But it's clearly a museum. 31 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,804 Here is the public wing. If you want... 32 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,729 Where is the private wing? 33 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,811 You take a right and again on the right. 34 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,570 You will see police officers. 35 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,207 Article 128 of the Penal Code, none entry under penalty of prosecution 36 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,171 - Come down! - Are you opening me? 37 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,647 I'm coming for Henry and you play cons. 38 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,047 Come down! 39 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,488 You are the concierge. Open, that's all. 40 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,046 Follow me ! 41 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,081 Advertise Camilla, 42 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,243 his future wife, not his filthy mother-in-law. 43 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,085 Send a car. 44 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,206 My conditions of detention were deplorable. 45 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,444 I will call so much Amnesty International. 46 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,046 And you will regret the destruction of my pantyhose. 47 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,283 I want a perfect room. 48 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,040 Carpet without pile of ass. 49 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,322 And that they remove the bedspread. He was touched 50 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,528 by the ugly, it's deg ... 51 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,002 No neighbors who have a flight at 5am, 52 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,810 nor couples in heat. 53 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,485 And no children, understood? 54 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,042 - That they remove the shampoo ... - I'll take care of it. 55 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,330 I refuse to wash myself with dishwashing liquid. 56 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,368 Here, my card! 57 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,049 It's my mother who pays. 58 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,171 Thank you. 59 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,720 Seriously? 60 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,724 Excuse me. 61 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,046 To make the room. 62 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,767 Hi, troufion. 63 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,722 I am looking for the regiment Prince Harry. 64 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,200 I can not help you. 65 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,965 Do not confuse me. 66 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,931 You are the big butts. And Harry? 67 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,650 Where is his office? 68 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,486 Horseguards? 69 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:49,967 Yes, them. 70 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,206 We change sides! 71 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,568 How do we join his regiment? 72 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:56,802 Must pass a test. 73 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,122 I have it in my blood. 74 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:56,806 Move your ass! 75 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,131 Hello, is there anyone? 76 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,601 This is for recruitment? 77 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,641 I want to enlist in the English army, 78 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,841 and especially in the Horseguards Regiment. 79 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,283 Do not think that I am targeting the Horseguards 80 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,130 to mix with Prince Henry. 81 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,762 I'm not stupid at this point. 82 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,691 Basically, I have a ton of ideas 83 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,641 to do 84 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,766 your commemorations, events that will mark people. 85 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,083 I can improve everything 86 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,685 and make your parades 87 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,970 incredible shows like Karl at Chanel. 88 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:02,330 choreograph our military parades? 89 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:03,846 Exactly. 90 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,805 For example, take Gay Pride. 91 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,810 It's bluffing. The tanks are bluffing. 92 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,846 They know how to make a show. 93 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,684 The army is teeming with fags. 94 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,244 We must take the opportunity to strengthen 95 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,881 the visual impact. 96 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,365 I understand what you are saying. 97 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,648 The soldiers would have water rifles. 98 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:28,765 They would shoot and it would explode in a shower of glitter. 99 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,442 If you wanted to join us and get involved in that, 100 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,565 it would have to start simple soldier and climb the ladder. 101 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,609 No time for potato chores. 102 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,491 Look out the window, I will show you. 103 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,886 I will not give up. 104 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,050 Must change this approach. 105 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,802 It's stiff like anything and not sexy for a penny. 106 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,800 Like that... 107 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,327 Make an effort ! 108 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,524 Get out the broom of the ass. 109 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,608 Make a star as long as you are there. 110 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,411 It's not because we look at you that it is good. 111 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,290 Because it sucks. 112 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,407 I put myself in the center, do like me. 113 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:50,167 Stretch your fat bodies, it will be intense. 114 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,041 You do not move! Return to your places. 115 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:54,482 Outside ! 116 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,847 I'm not fine ? 117 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,203 I was doing a demo for the recruiter who looks out the window. 118 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,561 What are you playing? 119 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,370 You know what you are doing. 120 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,846 Open this bag! 121 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,724 The objective is to infiltrate the aristocracy. 122 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,081 Like a ninja. 123 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,322 The basics will suffice, I learn quickly. 124 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,446 Like when we have something stuck between the teeth. 125 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:13,641 We do, like ... 126 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,440 0K, no spinach. 127 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,850 Good. Tell me everything. 128 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,442 We will have tea, if we come to serve us. 129 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,011 We do not shout. 130 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,044 We wait for the server to pass. 131 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,964 But we've been here for ages. 132 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,163 You need to have a posture more suitable. 133 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,925 Like you, in good sister? 134 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:38,882 Sorry ? 135 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:40,682 So... 136 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,048 What would you like ? 137 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,725 A tea for two people. 138 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:46,762 For tea? 139 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,844 Black tea, but with a straw. 140 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,805 I do not want to have black teeth like the English. 141 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,566 - Darjeeling? Earl Gray? - I do not care. 142 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,322 We pay attention to his language. 143 00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:59,322 Choose. 144 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,130 Make me surprise. 145 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,646 You can dispose. 146 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:03,727 Thank you so much. 147 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:04,847 It was very rude. 148 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:07,844 We meet, I say what? 149 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,401 "How are you" rather than "enchanted". 150 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,807 If I do not know you, 151 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:14,690 I am not necessarily delighted. 152 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,287 Yes, but with my physique, 153 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,084 we are bound to be delighted. 154 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:21,721 What are we talking about ? 155 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,529 Nothing too serious, we stay jovial. 156 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,847 Jovial, what is it for an Englishman? 157 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,286 We talk about time. 158 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,363 A good introduction. 159 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,040 Before moving on to more interesting. 160 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,011 Tradition therefore that we are super boring, 161 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:39,366 at the beginning? 162 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:43,246 You do not know neither the person nor his limits. 163 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,245 So, I can not ask anything what interests me? 164 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,488 "Hi, are you sleeping with whom?" 165 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,766 - "How much do you earn ?" - Not without knowing them. 166 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:52,722 I open on ... 167 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,201 "The sun is in the game." 168 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,084 - Great! - "It changes the rain." 169 00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,243 - And I laugh like you. - Exactly. 170 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,289 We always laugh politely. 171 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,891 - The false-ass laugh. - Yes, polite. 172 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:07,491 How I dress to infiltrate the aristocracy? 173 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,769 I noticed that aristocrats dress 174 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:11,887 so ignoble. 175 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,606 Sobriety, you know? 176 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,481 The skirt goes down to the knee or lower. 177 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:19,961 Heels, no higher than that. 178 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:25,371 Okay, I have to strip myself all my sex appeal. 179 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,006 It's going to be very, very difficult. 180 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,721 Then? 181 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,844 I had a delicious time. 182 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,566 Where are we going? 183 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,651 Cream of the cream English fashion! 184 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,850 I've studied British aristocrats. 185 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,321 They are not like me. Not at all. 186 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,050 I have a leg problem. 187 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,009 - What ? - Do not you see? 188 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,766 - Too lean? - Not too skinny. Perfect. 189 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,766 Caramel color, and my skin is super smooth. 190 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,924 To do English, they must to be white and lumpy. 191 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,002 Rice with milk. 192 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:58,847 Remove the perfection of my body and give me a complexion of leek. 193 00:39:59,200 --> 00:39:59,962 Tempura? 194 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:00,962 The vegetable. 195 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,525 A leek ? 196 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,451 Focus yourself on big ugly flowers 197 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,170 and unflattering cuts. 198 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,765 And mistakes of taste. 199 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,601 Older, then? 200 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,366 Older and uglier. 201 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,968 You want to look like them. Why not be yourself? 202 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,489 If I get that way, they will bow down and shout "Beyoncé"! 203 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,404 It's not at all that, the plan. 204 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,964 It looks like a camping tablecloth. 205 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,002 Listen ... 206 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,442 I know it's not easy, because... 207 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,010 I'm going to see on the shelf. 208 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,368 No risk of wart, I have my shoes. 209 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,482 You can not you walk like that. 210 00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:01,725 Something in beige or brown. 211 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,329 It's plastic, Gabrielle. 212 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,011 I like you, I love your physique. 213 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:16,685 Be my stooge. 214 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,406 It's already better. 215 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:22,402 It's great ! 216 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,166 It must look like 217 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:25,647 super old. 218 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,004 It's because they are ... 219 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,244 It's more chic if it's old fortune. 220 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,965 They are all Protestants. 221 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,123 So stingy, stingy, stingy ... 222 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,280 Still too beautiful? 223 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,726 Hello, butler ... 224 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,042 A taxi ? 225 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:57,129 No. A master driver. 226 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,327 A driver? 227 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,890 I'm going to this polo match 228 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,167 to meet Prince Henry. 229 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,689 I will become a princess. 230 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,161 I just need to meet him. 231 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,645 As soon as he sees me ... 232 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:17,927 love at first sight. 233 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,451 Nobody resists me. 234 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,444 - Nobody. - Nobody ? 235 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,368 Naji, watch me go down. 236 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,007 Look ! Did you see my panties? 237 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,042 No, I did not see anything. 238 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,289 It's the job that comes back. 239 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:18,567 What are you doing ? 240 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,331 I pretend to transplant the clumps. 241 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:22,447 We know each other? 242 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,648 I do not think I had that pleasure. 243 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,002 I took you for a girl who ... 244 00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:28,605 Tell me, old crust, 245 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,764 Harry plays in this match or the one after? 246 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,162 - It is true ? - Harry. The prince. 247 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,243 - Prince Henry. - What is that noise? 248 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,244 I'm wearing a sonotone, you see. 249 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,330 - I hear weird things. - It's him. 250 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:44,607 With his oral-ache. 251 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,847 With the horn. 252 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,326 He takes a picture. 253 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,367 - It was nice to see you again. - I can not say as much. 254 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,006 I would like to see many more. 255 00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:58,402 Pig. 256 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,048 Hello, delighted. How are you ? 257 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,042 Very well. 258 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:13,250 I am Camilla, Countess of Paris intramural. 259 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:16,644 - Enchanted. - How are you ? 260 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,250 What time, is not it? 261 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,050 A real pity. 262 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:22,767 It should pass. 263 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,087 I do not see Harry. 264 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,209 He plays in this match? 265 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,004 I do not believe. 266 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:30,844 It's so frustrating. 267 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,488 My concierge told me he was playing here. 268 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,442 Young people have already played 269 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,846 on the other side. 270 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:47,325 I wanted to go to see my granddaughter play. 271 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,928 I had everything done and it's going to push back. 272 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,969 I did it in Paris, no problem. 273 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,209 Impossible to be depilated correctly in London. 274 00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:58,845 - Impossible. - Pity. 275 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:00,804 It explains that men here 276 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,401 love so much bushes and gardening. 277 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:04,727 I dunno. 278 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,608 You are nice, but I can not chat with you. 279 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,923 You are very middle class. 280 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,962 People here are not smart enough to serve the king. 281 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:18,049 My source is downright rude. 282 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,850 I do not have the time. 283 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,162 Excuse me. 284 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,085 You know where are the polo players? 285 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,642 No idea. 286 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,051 Hello, groom. 287 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,725 I wanted to ask you... 288 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,485 Do you know Prince Harry? 289 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,722 He plays here. 290 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,249 But he is not here. Where do I find it? 291 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,131 He prepares the Invictus Games, who start tomorrow. 292 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:52,841 There will be a ceremony 293 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,930 at the Olympic Park. I have places, if you want. 294 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,087 You are perfect, you will be my lover. 295 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,720 Lady Di had a lover player of polo. I need one too. 296 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,646 Last thing. 297 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,604 Calm down, we will put on top. 298 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,485 If I have a child who is not a little red, 299 00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,409 it will make stories. 300 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,045 Keep your hat. 301 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,082 Come. 302 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:20,402 Where is it ? 303 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,085 - My horse is coming. - Your horse too? 304 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,528 - It's nice, right? - Indeed. 305 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:36,890 - A good day? - Routine. 306 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,481 I had a great day. 307 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:40,847 Alright, that is good. 308 00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,206 I have come a long way. 309 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,364 I know where to find Prince Harry! 310 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,051 Together again? She will attend the Invictus Games. 311 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:25,285 I changed my mind. Take me to Harrods. 312 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,531 - Where ? - Harrods. 313 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,765 Put the tray there. 314 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,130 Pour my tea. 315 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:29,846 I'm almost there. 316 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,809 That I'm not the only one to work. 317 00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:39,242 You are aiming for who exactly? 318 00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:40,766 Yes I aim? 319 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:42,807 You are aiming ... 320 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,730 My plan is so perfect, even you, you understand it. 321 00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:50,561 Hold my cup! 322 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,331 Who is it ? 323 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:56,647 His girlfriend. 324 00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,408 Blow on my tea, it's too hot. 325 00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:00,766 Come and blow. 326 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,243 She sticks it. I have to get rid 327 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,006 this blonde to have the prince. 328 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:06,962 My tea. 329 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,844 It's hot. You do not know how to blow. 330 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,162 No need to get dressed. You can dispose. 331 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,202 Good evening madam. Everything is fine ? 332 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,369 Tiny Models, hello. 333 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,769 - Hello, I'm Camilla Kechiche. - Yes? 334 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,129 Camilla Kechiche, French director. 335 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,561 By browsing your website, 336 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,604 I kept a girl, number 25 ... 337 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,883 Okay, I'll see. You saw it on the site? 338 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,923 She looks like Cressida Bonas ... 339 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:13,645 Her name is Charlotte. 340 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,604 Charlotte, yeah surely. 341 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,165 Charlotte, number 25. 342 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,441 I love it. 343 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,484 I want it in my movie. I want to meet her this afternoon. 344 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,927 - I'll call him ... - It's this afternoon. 345 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,168 - I ... - Yes, this afternoon. 346 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,326 These are your dogs? 347 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,045 No, I just walk them. 348 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:21,447 - This one is mine. - Him ? 349 00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,404 This one is super cute. 350 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,087 - What is it like race? - A corgi. 351 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:28,526 Oh yes, a corgi? 352 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:30,882 It is true that it is the... 353 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:31,922 How to say... 354 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:33,650 the Queen's favorite dog? 355 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,330 Yes, it's true. 356 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:42,367 Stop! 357 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,286 Stop right now! 358 00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:49,568 I will kill you! 359 00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:52,046 Where are you going ? 360 00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:54,966 Come back! 361 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,048 Harry puts the cover back with Cressida 362 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:01,640 Sit. 363 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,250 Hi, doggie. 364 00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:06,885 Here sausage. 365 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,682 I'm Camilla, the director. 366 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,451 You heard about the project? 367 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:13,682 In two words, 368 00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,241 it's a video artistic-advertising 369 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,447 for the defense of animals. 370 00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,081 The goal is to show 371 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,965 that animal cruelty is everywhere. 372 00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:25,131 And that must stop. 373 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:26,771 Do you like animals? 374 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,441 - I just love it. I have plenty of them. - Perfect. 375 00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:31,801 The bias ... 376 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,571 is to film to the smartphone, 377 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,245 to make it more real, 378 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:40,330 like stolen images. It's clear ? 379 00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:42,807 For people to react. 380 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:46,569 You know everything. it fits you well. 381 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:47,926 Yes it's good. 382 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,127 It's funny, you've already been told that you look like ... 383 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:53,568 But yes, 384 00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:58,084 Harry's ex-girlfriend or the current one besides, I do not know ... 385 00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,606 Cressida? 386 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:00,962 Yes ! 387 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,686 I have already been told. 388 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:03,921 Very well. 389 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:05,930 It is very good. 390 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,411 What do I have to do ? The meanie ? 391 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:13,002 I will explain you on the set. It is very simple. 392 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,089 No worries. 393 00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,084 Silence on the board! 394 00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,169 It turns ! 395 00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:24,207 Action! 396 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:26,802 Holy shit! 397 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,202 Clebs of shit! 398 00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:32,606 Stop! Cut! 399 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:34,801 It sucks! 400 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,451 It is... 401 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,161 Cressida, concentrate, please. 402 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,880 I want to feel hatred. You hate this dog. 403 00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:46,446 I show you. 404 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,362 You're bad and you stink of the mouth. 405 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:54,251 Say that pandas are endangered! 406 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,411 While your obese brothers 407 00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,170 are wallowing on cushions in Buckingham! 408 00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:03,927 Then you tie it to the thing. Kick, kick, kick and give up. 409 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,566 In fact, it's the first time that I play. 410 00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,604 I do not care. Take your chance. 411 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,251 Your insults are nil. 412 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,242 Insult me. 413 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:14,567 I hate you. 414 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,171 Do not laugh! Why are you laughing? 415 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,845 Are you stupid or what? 416 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,565 - Yes, you are stupid. - Really stupid. 417 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,964 You are stupid ? No, you are not stupid! 418 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:26,801 Let's go. 419 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,202 Sorry. 420 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,125 We start again. 421 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,811 Here. That's the look. I just love it. 422 00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,690 Do not frown too much, it makes you look ugly. 423 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,410 Action! 424 00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,331 Fucking of clebs! 425 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,125 Insult him! 426 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,161 Lattez it. Go! 427 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,007 Cut! 428 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,651 It's in the box. 429 00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:58,451 It's in the box. 430 00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,011 Shit, the clebs. 431 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,407 Come and caress him. 432 00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:07,926 I feel guilty. 433 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:08,882 Sorry. 434 00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,889 Pat him. 435 00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:14,881 I'm not naughty. I love doggies. 436 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,289 You are null like actress, but you are nice. 437 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,602 Keep the dog, if you want. 438 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,928 You want it? It's a gift. 439 00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,571 It is a pleasure. 440 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,967 Hello, I would like to speak to the editor. 441 00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:13,367 A thing all important. 442 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,568 We are very busy right now. 443 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:19,401 I am here because I witnessed 444 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:22,763 of a frankly odious act. 445 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,731 I think the people has the right to know. 446 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,046 Look. 447 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,090 Do you recognize her? 448 00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,566 I do not believe. 449 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,768 It's Cressida Bonas. 450 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,561 I am speaking to you, because it takes 451 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:45,081 warn the royal family, before it's too late. 452 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:46,651 Wait a second. 453 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,087 I do not know if we are competent. 454 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,290 Here is the lady in question. 455 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,090 You are editor-in-chief? 456 00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:58,287 Brigitte Radot. 457 00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,566 As I said to your colleague, 458 00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,728 I witnessed of a very shocking scene. 459 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,241 I miss words, but look. 460 00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,125 She did not type it. 461 00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:18,971 Yes, she kicked him. 462 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,601 She insulted and hit 463 00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,808 the little chubby corgi defenseless. 464 00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:27,000 It's Cressida Bonas, Harry's trail. 465 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:28,890 I filmed to denounce this witch. 466 00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:33,001 This girl has clearly a problem with the Queen. 467 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:37,250 I saw everything and filmed everything. 468 00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:39,568 I was walking my 5 dogs. 469 00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:46,601 I think it is urgent to warn the royal family. 470 00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:50,886 We are not the right medium for that kind of thing. 471 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,811 Because we are a magazine, 472 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,606 we do not publish video. 473 00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:58,251 You should. 474 00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:02,161 It is much more interesting as reports on gardening. 475 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:04,562 It does not fit to our editorial line. 476 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,691 If you want limit you to 3 subscribers 477 00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:10,723 who have one foot in the grave, 478 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:11,927 is. 479 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,122 I'll let the scoop go elsewhere. 480 00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:24,681 Put this video online and make it a serious buzzer. 481 00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:36,042 482 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,051 483 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,328 484 00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:43,967 485 00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,646 Hold, it will serve you more than me. 486 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:23,607 - Looking for a taxi? - Yes, for the Bunga Bunga. 487 01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:28,130 This couple first, then it will be yours. 488 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:29,562 Well. 489 01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:41,051 I have priority, you are in down jacket. 490 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,561 - Will we have one soon? - Certainly. 491 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,321 Enjoy my burial of girl life. 492 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:56,202 You will not be invited to the wedding. 493 01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:21,088 Room service. 494 01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:23,090 Thank God, you're awake! 495 01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:26,281 - Bring me a beer. - Surround me first. 496 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:29,251 You will not believe it! Cressida is scandalous. 497 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,727 In a video, we see her hitting a dog! 498 01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:35,367 So she's not invited anymore aux Invictus Games. 499 01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:36,722 It is true ? 500 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:38,649 Basically, this girl ... 501 01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,291 Bring me a beer. 502 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:19,762 How are you miss ? 503 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,525 I hate the charity galas. 504 01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:25,242 I like my Mana gloves. 505 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:26,762 How? 506 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,525 I hope they will protect me. 507 01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,000 Without a doubt. 508 01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:06,330 Welcome to the Olympic Park Queen Elizabeth of London 509 01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:09,763 and the very first Invictus Games. 510 01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,527 Tonight, we welcome the participants, 511 01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:15,448 and their loved ones who supported them, 512 01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:17,930 from thirteen countries. 513 01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:43,444 - Everything is fine ? - Yes. 514 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,642 - You are sure ? - Yes, I am fine. 515 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:49,764 "It's okay? 'Yes! 516 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:54,291 I have the pleasure to introduce a man whose dedication to the troops ... 517 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,130 I will seek help. 518 01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:59,120 ... led to the birth of these Games. 519 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:02,164 His visit to the White House last year 520 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,370 delighted a whole group military families. 521 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,847 - It's better ? - Yes, I hear a people. 522 01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,411 How is it going ? 523 01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:15,006 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome His Majesty, 524 01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:16,726 Prince Harry. 525 01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:38,688 These last eight years, 526 01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:42,009 I've seen lives upset by injuries 527 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,041 and the wounded healed by sport. 528 01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:48,570 Be certain than all participants, 529 01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:51,889 on the track, in the pool or on the land, 530 01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:53,525 are going to give it their all. 531 01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:56,451 I'm sure lives will change this weekend. 532 01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,489 I would like to thank you 533 01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:03,201 to give this wonderful example. 534 01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:06,607 Your destinies move us, inspire us 535 01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:08,160 and make us humble. 536 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:09,885 You prove that anything is possible, 537 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,168 when you have the will. 538 01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:15,763 Welcome to the Games, welcome to Invictus. 539 01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,601 This is my guy. 540 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,124 Please, do you hold me that? 541 01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:33,641 - With joy. - Thank you. 542 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,564 I'm just writing my number on my panties. 543 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:54,644 The crown jewels ! 544 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,281 Sorry, I have to put my nose down. 545 01:08:58,400 --> 01:08:59,731 I have a head of ... 546 01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:01,082 of ass! 547 01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:17,126 I did not take a picture! 548 01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:47,765 Thank you, but no thanks. 549 01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:20,924 Hello my friends ! 550 01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:25,808 I learned a lesson very important today. 551 01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:27,491 I want to share it. 552 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:29,321 Share it? 553 01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:32,445 If your current situation 554 01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:34,251 is not the one you want, 555 01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:36,886 it's not the fault of the gods, but yours! 556 01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:41,566 Because you do not have the will to be what you want to be. 557 01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:42,568 Bullshit! 558 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,040 For example, 559 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:47,289 stay with someone for fear of being alone 560 01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:49,562 is not a solution. 561 01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:51,161 Take George Clooney. 562 01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:53,845 He waited 70 years 563 01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:56,249 to find the woman of his life. 564 01:10:57,240 --> 01:10:58,401 I think he is 70 years old. 565 01:10:58,600 --> 01:10:59,567 And in the meantime, 566 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:03,209 he offered himself a dwarf pig, 567 01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:06,570 in anticipation of his moments too lonely. 568 01:11:07,160 --> 01:11:08,002 Your job. 569 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:10,282 Accept a shitty job 570 01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:12,488 because you do not have the courage 571 01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:16,481 to be pop singer, it's the royal road to mediocrity. 572 01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:18,685 You say to yourself, 573 01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:21,281 "I'm ugly, small, I will never be a supermodel ... " 574 01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:24,131 Cara Delevingne, she is not supermodel maybe? 575 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,323 It looks like the pig of George Clooney. 576 01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:28,447 You see ? 577 01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:30,130 Think differently ! 578 01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:31,726 This morning, 579 01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:35,561 I decided that I would not marry Prince Harry. 580 01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:37,006 Why ? 581 01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,523 I refuse to settle 582 01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,082 less than I deserve. 583 01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:45,249 I can not live a life 584 01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:47,807 where toilet paper is cheap, 585 01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:50,327 non-absorbent, brown 586 01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:51,487 and rough. 587 01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:52,568 Racist! 588 01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,125 It's not possible ! 589 01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,721 She does not like the brown PQ! 590 01:11:57,120 --> 01:12:00,841 My friends, I have to go, because my journey is not finished. 591 01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:06,166 Take back your lives Shit! 592 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,604 Naji, you drive very badly. 593 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:04,129 We are not in India. 594 01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:05,447 Do not worry. 595 01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:07,966 Yes do I have to announce? 596 01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:09,611 I am Camilla. 597 01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:34,005 You can help us ? 598 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:35,008 Are you the boss? 599 01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:36,765 She is not nice. 600 01:15:37,080 --> 01:15:39,003 It's a hidden camera. 601 01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:47,167 I understand better. 602 01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:56,366 Your hair... 603 01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:01,084 You want that I'm getting down? 604 01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:26,845 Take the. It will serve you more than me. 605 01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:29,562 Here she will serve you more than me. 606 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:46,565 And where do you put it? 607 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:48,809 Next to the polo shirt. 608 01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:55,969 How is your dress? 609 01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:59,329 You see the dress Marion Cotillard at the Oscars? 610 01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:01,644 Not that, she was redneck. 611 01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:05,521 You can dispose. 612 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:07,643 Feed the dogs. 613 01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:20,721 - You did see ? - No, I was not looking. 614 01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:23,447 - I spit out my scone. - You have... 615 01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:26,122 Recrached my scone. It's too disgusting. 616 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:37,804 - Hello, I'm Camille. - We make a French kiss? 617 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:43,651 It was too much, too funny! 618 01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:49,607 This girl is amazing. 619 01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:20,521 It was a hidden camera!